Hi, I am the crankiest woman alive today.
I've been snapping at everyone
I have no patience whatsoever.
Every one, every thing, every sight, sound, color, smell is annoying the holy living shit out of me.
I've been walking around the office all day hissing.
Just got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
Got caught in a long-ass train delay and my mood just has not improved since then.
I need to do something about this. I'm unbearable.
I'm amazed any of my coworkers are still speaking to me.